The venison vs. beef controversy ended!!!

Discussion in 'Turf and Surf Hunting and Fishing' started by ghrit, Jun 10, 2009.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    VENISON VERSUS BEEF
    THE TASTE CONTROVERSY ENDS
    FROM THE UNITED STATES VENISON COUNCIL

    Controversy has long raged about the relative quality and taste of venison and beef as gourmet foods. Some people say that venison is tough, with a strong "wild" taste. Others insist that venison's flavor is delicate. An independent food research group was retained by the Venison Council to conduct a taste test to determine the truth of these conflicting assertions once and for all.

    First a Grade A Choice Holstein steer was chased into a swamp a mile and a half from a road and shot several times. After some of the entrails were removed, the carcass was dragged back over rocks and logs, and through mud and dust to the road. It was then thrown into the back of a pickup truck and driven through rain and snow for 100 miles before being hung out in the sun for 10 days.

    After that it was lugged into a garage, where it was skinned and rolled around on the floor for a while. Strict sanitary precautions were observed throughout the test, within the limitations of the butchering environment.
    For instance, dogs and cats were allowed to sniff and lick the steer carcass, but were chased away when they attempted to bite chunks out of it.

    Next a sheet of plywood left from last year's butchering was set up in the basement on two saw horses. The pieces of dried blood, hair and fat left from last year were scraped off with a wire brush last used to clean out the grass stuck under the lawn mower.

    The skinned carcass was then dragged down the steps into the basement where a half dozen inexperienced but enthusiastic and intoxicated men worked on it with meat saws, cleavers and dull knives. The result was
    375 pounds of soup bones, four bushel baskets of meat scraps, and a couple of steaks that were an eighth of an inch thick on one edge and an inch and a half thick on the other.

    The steaks were seared on a glowing red hot cast iron skillet to lock in the flavor. When the smoke cleared, rancid bacon grease was added along with three pounds of onions, and the whole conglomeration was fried for two hours.

    The meat was gently teased from the frying pan and served to three blindfolded taste panel volunteers. Every one of the members of the panel thought it was venison. One of the volunteers even said it tasted exactly like the venison he had eaten in hunting camps for the past 27 years. The results of this scientific test show conclusively that there is no difference between the taste of beef and venison.

    [beer] [woot]
     
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [booze][booze][lolol][lolol][lolol]
     
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    [ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]

    You must be Galactus.... lol.... I asked him for a joke earlier today. ..... I got no response ..... and, then here you are.[dunno][dunno][dunno][dunno][dunno]
     
  4. Moon

    Moon Monkey++

    Hahahahahah :) Very good.
    [beer]
     
  5. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'll never go hunting with those guys .
    We do ours so fast it's still warm when it hits the pan ,but then again they are usually shot 25 feet off the back porch .LOL
     
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