The Weakest Link (found on basicjokes.com)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jul 1, 2016.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Below are four questions. You have to answer them without delay. You can't take your time; answer all of them immediately.

    Ready? GO!!! ....................First Question:You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?....................Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!....................(To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.)

    Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?....................Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! (You're not very good at this are you?)....................Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head Only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

    Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?....................Answer:Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! The decimal sequence confuses your brain, which always jumps to the highest decimals (100's instead of 10's).

    Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?..............

    ...4th Question: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?....................Answer:Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not. The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.

    How did you do?
     
  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    [banghead]
     
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Screw this crap WD!!!!! [marshmallow]
     
  4. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Typical NCO.... if you can't understand something you try to screw it...;)
     
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Yes sir.... you have that correct!!!!
    [US_Army]
     
  6. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    I did....poorly.
     
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  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    [imwithstupid1] [doh]
     
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  8. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+

    I got them all correct.... Whats my prize?:p
     
  9. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    You know, if you look at that with just the right amount of booze it looks like a Smilasaurus Rex.

    And a really hungry one, at that.
     
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  11. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    That is a lot a darned teeth.
     
  12. john316

    john316 Monkey+

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