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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

    2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]</st1:State>California and mine is in <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Texas</st1:place></st1:State>.

    3. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back.

    4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

    5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

    6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down! "So I bought her an electric chair.

    7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."

    8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

    9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"

    10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

    11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

    13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

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