the woman at the bar

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by dystopia, Sep 9, 2011.

  1. dystopia

    dystopia Monkey+

    A guy is feeling lonely and go's to a bar, while their he meets a attractive older woman in her late fifties, come closing time she asks him if he'd like to come home with her, they get in her car and while driving she ask him if he'd be intersted in some mother daughter action, he enthusiasticaly agrees. Once inside her house she tells him to wait while she gos in a bedroom, he then hears her saying "Mom, Mom i brought something for us"
  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

  3. Avarice

    Avarice California Health Junkie

  4. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    Wife to husband: "How would you describe me?"
    "What does that mean?"
    "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous and Hot."
    "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"
    "I'm Just Kidding."

    Services are on Tuesday and the burial is Wednesday.
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