The Word and Sentence Game

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Sep 10, 2013.


  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Careful with that high calorie seafood, or you will wind up as big as a leviathon...
     
  2. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    It would be tough to ride your motorbike if you were so large.
     
  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Then maybe we missed the kangaroos and those Big Reds are mean!
     
  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I would think k would fit more naturally after J, and before L. :rolleyes:
     
  5. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    In a normal operation that would be the case.
     
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  6. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Some of are still perplexed by alphabetic order - been guilty of that myself, and not very long ago...
     
  7. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Boatswains Mates are qualified in that arena too.
     
  8. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Not to be redundant, but, yes, they are
     
  9. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Some are so Sallyanna about life but not a Boatswain Master At Arms because
    Controversy is a False Friend.
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2015
  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Still, on a ship I'd rather have a single Bosun's Mate than a dozen Toreadors, and that's no bull...
     
  11. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    A Universal sailor you may be, that or a sea story artist for all to see.
     
  12. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    All sailors are versatile.
     
  13. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    But are soon withering away at the Mast.
     
  14. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    If not careful those sailors could develop xanthosis which is a yellowing of the skin.
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2015
  15. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    After years of strife sailors learned to fly zeppelins so they could cover more ground faster.
     
  16. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    But that would only come to pass after they studied the atmosphere.
     
  17. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    Many would ask the local BALLOONIST for that information.
     
  18. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Most civilians would not have been in the loop for classified projects.
     
  19. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    They would to first declassify everything.
     
  20. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Time to rig up for an expedition.
     
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