The Word and Sentence Game

Take your wife to Francescas for an all expense paid birthday present.

 

Why would you want to take my wife? It's not her birthday....

 

I figure she looks better than you do.

 

You might be surprised......

 

A lot of effort just to see some foreigners...

 

Heck, just roll out the gangplanks, then.

 

That would cause quite a hullabaloo

 

It gets hard to make good judgements when you are too tired.

 

That's how I came to acquire my kingfisher. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. The zebras warned me about him, but I was too tired to listen. Have any of you seen my watch?

 

@Yard Dart's post provided me with motivation today.

 

I think I'll just cobble a noisemaker together and wake the entire neighborhood around 3 am....

After all, I have no obligation to let them rest.

 

With four dogs of different talents, I had hoped for perfection in a team of packhorses, should the need arise. With one, a born pathfinder, another the pacesetter, and two persuaders and patrollers, but such is not the case.
Should I match them up in paralleled pairs, I would need paramedics and a painkiller before the first passageway. (Though, any panhandler would need a pallbearer.)
Nay, they would carry a grudge better than a packsaddle., and the effect would be paralyzing.( It might be safer, jumping without parachutes).
Perversely, I'd likely be safer with a Colt Peacemaker, than partnering with the dogs, should the need arise for padlocking and shoe leather.

 

Dang, Kellory, I almost had to hire a professional quantifier to count all the commas in that post!

 

We do what we must. This thread has been reawakened. Though, you just might, if you look closely, find a few commas in the randomness.

 

The taste was one that was very SALIFEROUS and gritty.

 

Thankfully, there was plenty of beer to wash it down...

 

And, the beer is down by the University, where there is plenty of eye candy.

 

And vagabonds pretending to be a student who vandalize the neighbors