theloving husband

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Jul 31, 2009.


  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"


    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    HAHAHAHA good one!
     
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