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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yoldering, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Yoldering

    Yoldering Monkey+

    1- Use of Lipstick in School

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

    That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

    Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
  2. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    Spewed my coffee all over the keyboard !!!!!!
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    I hope this is a true story, and it serves the little spoilled brat princesses right. The Principal was a wise man.
    Recently on the radio I heard a dear Abby story about someone who discovered that at a particular relatives house, one of the residents there would wash the toilet brush in the dishwasher along with the dishes. The person who discovered this was going on vowed to never ever eat a meal prepared in that house again. One of the respondents to dear Abby claimed to be a doctor and said it was perfectly safe and that he would have no problem eating there. hmmmmm, I think I would abstain also.
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