There is this....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by DKR, May 10, 2019.


  1. DKR

    DKR Interesting ideas, interesting stories

    One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class,
    "And what do you think that farmer said? ”

    One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy shit! A talking chicken!'"

    Kids know.

    *******

    A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

    After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

    The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

    The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

    The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."

    MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

    Have a good Friday....
     
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