There's plenty of fish in the sea

Hahaha, that middle one looks like if you made a wax figure of Ziggy and melted it.

 

That's the thing about life....it doesn't need to conform to anthropomorphic ideals of beauty....it just needs to avoid being eaten long enough to replicate. Just tell me that that isn't a gigantic whale of a sperm swimming around in your aquarium!

 

I used to call all of my daughters boyfriends "fish"... when one asked why I told him that there are plenty of fish in the sea....