This is from an email this morning and I thought it was worth passing on. Some days we can all use a smile. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. > > > I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you. > > > Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. > > > I changed my password to "incorrect," so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect." > > > Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. > > > I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious. > > > Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were. > > > Ever stop to think and forget to start again? > > > There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking for it. > > > Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. > > > Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly? > > > Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > > > I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.