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Things you must tow or haul in your truck before you die

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++


    Cheerleaders or sports team

    Something you Caught or Killed
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  2. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+

    Hauling ass download. download.
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  3. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey++

    OH NO then I'm ready to die as I have already did those plus a hole lot of other things
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Gotta work on the puppies, the rest is done already. Then again, a rerun on cheerleaders would not be amiss ---
  5. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King Site Supporter

    But it would be a group of "misses"....

  6. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    How about some pigs? pigs-to-market.
  7. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey


  8. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

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  9. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Moose in bondage... [LMAO]
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  10. techsar

    techsar Monkey++

    No pics (evidence ;) ) but do four exotic dancers in the cab count? Heavens knows I'd never have them in the bed :rolleyes:
  11. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    Y'all need to visit a third world country to learn how to load your truck. poipet-pick-up-truck1.
  12. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    If a troop of Boy Scouts counts instead of the sports team, I've done all that.
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  13. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Your still alive !!! , imagine the BURN !!
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  14. Tempstar

    Tempstar Losing Patience Site Supporter+

    I once put a ball on the back of a trailer so I could tow both at once. That count?
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  15. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    Could use one of those, wonder if the remote thing comes standard? Probably couldn't afford her anyway. 0.

    Then there is this option, don't see how ya load the bike though.
    Or just combine the two and make it a motorbike truck.

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  16. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Good one @Wild Trapper motorcycle in the back of a truck...classic!
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  17. svjoe

    svjoe Angry Monkey

    Do it like me; the old fashioned way!

    1. 2.
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  18. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    When I have to haul it, I do use a trailer, easy to load etc. Mostly I prefer to ride it if possible, have my wife follow in the car to pick me up or drop me off. One time she dropped me off to get the bike from the shop, I let her lead the way home and she went the wrong way. I ended up having to lead so she could find her way home.
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  19. svjoe

    svjoe Angry Monkey


    Same here, but when it's just me and I gotta haul shit, a trailer comes in awful handy!!
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  20. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    I see Moose, but where is Squirrel?

    Here's a Buck hauler
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