Things you never hear a man say...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Dec 9, 2012.


  1. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Em, no. Men who wear togas and shoes like those, are men who think they're women.;)
     
  2. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    No no, I was referring to the ladies with back boobies and elbow rolls who insist on wearing skirts so short you can see their happy trail... only it's more like an unhappy trail.

    Very unhappy.
     
  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Baby, Let's go have a picnic at the park.
     
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine The Plumber Founding Member

    I can't wait till the new Prius or latest hybrid vehicle hits the showroom floor
     
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  5. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    "Your mother is coming, that's great news. "
     
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  6. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Let's see a picture of Chello dressed up in his wig, make-up, Wearing a bola with a red thong and high heel's marching down main street with peacock feather's sticking out his arse !!!



    Not really...lol
     
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  7. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    "Honey stand in front of me for a second. I gotta adjust my nuts and I don't want anyone to see me."
     
  8. No, I don't want that truck... It eats too much gas.
     
  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Do you have one with less power?
     
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  10. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine The Plumber Founding Member

    Can I go with you to the baby shower?
     
  11. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    "Why would I need more than one fishing rod?"
     
  12. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    I hate the smell of Hoppes no 9
     
  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I really don't want a beer, it makes me fat.
     
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  14. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Damn it... I broke a nail...
     
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  15. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine The Plumber Founding Member

    No, I do not want to go into the Victoria Secrets store with you.
     
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  16. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine The Plumber Founding Member

    I would like to trade in my gas guzzling 4x4 for a Prius.
     
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  17. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    of course I know the difference between ecru and chartreuse
     
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  18. I think Pelosi is sexy! Woot!
     
  19. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Gag ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Almost Heaved !!
    Not I should pull over & ask directions !
     
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