This day in Texas History

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by sniper-66, Apr 9, 2007.

  1. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    On this fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on">Alamo</st1:place> up to the observation post on the west wall. William Travis and Jim Bowie were already up. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them. Davy turned to <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Bowie</st1:place></st1:City> with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we pouring concrete today?"
  2. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    Little known fact every member of Santa Anna's army fit in only three covered wagons!
  3. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    "Why did Santa Anna bring 5,000 Mexicans to the Alamo?"


    "Cuz he only brought three cars."
  5. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    [fnny] LMAO.
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    This just feels sooooo wrong...

    But my brother is a foreman here in Panama City, for a large Stucco Company...

    Today is the first day he's been able to get back on the job in 5 days..

    INS raided the biggest jobs last week.

    INS raid = No workers....

    think I'll just leave this alone now...and tiptoe out.....
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