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This would be funny, IF......

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by BTPost, Feb 10, 2020.

  1. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

  2. Oddcaliber

    Oddcaliber Monkey++

    Most reporters don't even know what end of a Glock to hold much less use one!
  3. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I saw a video of Bloomberg telling a reporter how an AR 15 is an automatic weapon because you put in the clip , pull the trigger and it shoots till the clip is empty . And at least a Glock , or other pistols , you have to pull the trigger each time you want fire a round ..
    Idiot ,,,
    I actually think the lady reporter knew the difference , she gave him a few funny looks .
  4. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Uggh, stupidity has no bounds!

    Got news fer ya Mr. Reportin person, all firearms fire when the trigger pulled! It's not the 1700s any more, we don't use match locks no, mo, and I don't see modern firearms wit a frizzen and touch hole, but you go on and report the truth for us like always! See ya in the funnies!
  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Ya'll reckon?
  6. natshare

    natshare Monkey+++

    Maybe the reporter was only aware of the guns found in Saturday morning cartoons?? :rolleyes:

    If Bloomberg gets his way, we won't even have access to those!! :mad:

    coyote & bird.
  7. apache235

    apache235 Monkey+++

    Well it's better than Sleepy Joe's can't have a gun with 50 clips in it and an AK 47 won't protect you against the government, you need an F 15 with Hellfire missiles. OK I'll give up my AK if I can have an F 15. But then maybe I'm just a dog faced pony soldier, whatever that is.
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  8. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    ...................Just get a double barrel shot gun............
    Fire off two blasts in the air! Nobody needs more then 3 rounds in their deer rifle, might as well use Dynamite, it's about the same thing!
    Those 30 round magazine clips that fire off hundreds of rounds a second are pure evil, nobody needs that kind of firepower! Those ARs are only for killing as many people as fast as possible! Yup, you guys really know your stuff when it comes to guns!
  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    In the Navy, a guy on our shipboard security team once left his M1911A1 with full belt/holster rig hanging in the head. Quarterdeck officer asked him where his weapon was... OOPS! He didn't last long on the team.
  10. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    A 1911A1?
    He should have been canned for forgetting a fine weapon such as that!
  11. offgrittyt

    offgrittyt You gonna eat that?

    I think a wing nut went off in a Walmart in Arkansas today and shot some people.
    ~ For the past few hundred years, millions upon millions of us grew up as kids and adults with full access to guns and ammo and as a society of individuals we never even dreamed of doing with guns what goes on now as a daily event. What is it? Pharmaceutical addictions? Mass public education? No more mom working at home and dad at work? Violent video game addiction? No more fear of God because there's no belief in God? Brain damage from cell phone radiation? Ideas?
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  12. apache235

    apache235 Monkey+++

    All of the above.
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  13. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    And much more!
    People today have no connect in society, no morals, and no life value!
  14. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I would say “Some People” and NOT “People” in General.... Society in General is doing just filne, it is just there are more NutBalls running amuck now, than there were when I was a kid... and with the instant NEWS Cycle in todays World, that glorifies the acts of these NutBalls... Well, if Attention is what they crave, the MSM gives them what they crave...
  15. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    And no connection with how Glocks operate, thus the reporter's inability to get even that right.
  16. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

    Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
    The percentage of our population that are moral and religious has been declining steadily for the past 120 years. We have essentially reached the saturation point in the solution know as society, where no more idiots can be absorbed without reactions. The crazy's are the bad reactions and it will only get worse until there is a massive reset.
  17. 3cyl

    3cyl Monkey+

    I would say most, sadly.
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  18. offgrittyt

    offgrittyt You gonna eat that?

    I also agree that all of the above must be addressed to create a culture of safety.

    The Insanity Defense, a favorite of murderer coddling libtards: Common sense; in order for people to perpetrate heinously violent acts, insanity is a given, not a defense.

    Over 91% and increasing of USAmerican voters are raised in government's illegal, publicly forced funded, public school lockup, monopoly which is by natural default staffed by a non right to work, socialist-democrat-communistic labor collective monopoly; this must change.
    Many of USA's voters, who are common core programmed for fourteen of their first eighteen years of life by the aforementioned public school monolith, by default reflect the programming of the collective. The chant for leniency towards murderers is a cornerstone of socialist mental instability, which by perpetuating heinous acts via judicial leniency, assures a steady flow of clientele for the publicly funded, government regulated prison industry.

    "I am being unfair and prejudicial regarding how murder is perceived in present day US culture", one might say. Tell that to the family and friends who lost loved ones to murderers that are still alive and in cable TV prison, or, who have been released back into society by the buttercups.
    What kind of message is sent to society by aborting perfectly healthy children as a matter of convenience? The socialist-communist-feminazia and their emasculated accomplices are proud of this right, which is clearly the product of a culture that coddles the violently insane.

    Can the possibility of being exterminated deter a truly violent, therefore, mentally unstable person from maiming, torturing and murdering? Yes and No.
    Yes, because some violently mentally unstable people aren't looking to effectively commit suicide as a result of being apprehended and convicted of murdering.
    No, because they are violently mentally unstable.

    Your thoughts?

    NOTE: BUNNY HUGGING, CUPCAKE, BUTTERCUP, SOCIALIST LIBTARD, TOUCHY FEELY DISCLAIMER: There are limitless shades of mental frames of mind, disorders, illness's, distress etc. and we all suffer from something. Mental distress could be as benign as eccentricity, peaceful OCD, tall tale telling, paranoia; the diagnosis's are unlimited. When I refer to mental instability, I am referring specifically and only to the violent forms of mental illness, which have no place in a successful society.
  19. offgrittyt

    offgrittyt You gonna eat that?

    I don't think it's most, I really thank that most people don't want to murder. Sure, they might flip the bird and yell and lay on the horn and everything, but they really don't want to murder.
    Hang in, growth is hard, the Communist party is self destructing because despite having a stranglehold on US public education at the grass roots level for the past fifty years or so and despite temporarily paying some people a fantastically higher wage than they might make as free agents, (especially in Hollywood, the news media and the spectator sports entertainment industries), ultimately, nothing Trumps good old fashioned freedom, free agency and free enterprise.
    Do not live in fear, be careful of course and don't look for trouble because it's easy to find in present culture, but do not live in fear. Peace.

    Jaysus I know it right, what an arrogant dillworth bully! Some one should have taken him aside during the previous administration and talked to him about that.
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  20. offgrittyt

    offgrittyt You gonna eat that?

    APOLOGIES ALL: Looks like i strayed off of the subject of the glockenspiel. Frankly, i don't really think it's a very effective method of self defense, though you might be able to raise a welt with the mallets. [​IMG]
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