Thought For The Day

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Aug 21, 2005.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

    2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
    as ghosts but as mattresses?

    3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    4. Is there another word for synonym?

    5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

    6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
    crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

    7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

    8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
    clean them?

    10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain

    11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

    12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and

    13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

    14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

    16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

    19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
  2. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    You,my friend, have a warped sense of humor.I love it! :lol:
  3. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Made me laugh.... Thanks!!!! b::
  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ha ha ha ha ha lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] :lol:
  6. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] :D
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