Three Arkansas surgeons

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Three <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]<st1:place w:st="on">Arkansas</st1:place></st1:State> surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
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    One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Arkansas</st1:place></st1:State>. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">England</st1:place></st1:country-region>.

    The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President!
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Now that is funny [fnny] [beer]
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