Three <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<st1lace w:st="on">Arkansas</st1lace></st1:State> surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. <FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=2><FONT color=#004a6f><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com</B> One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in <st1:State w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Arkansas</st1lace></st1:State>. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">England</st1lace></st1:country-region>. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics. The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President!
