Three guys

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
    engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a
    Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish" says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, my son will
    also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With
    the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile
    for farming.

    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
    Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come
    into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's
    eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..

    The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
    about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500
    feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out
    -- it's virtually impenetrable."

    The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    b:: b:: b:: b:: [beer] :lol:
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [elim] [ROFL]
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [beer] b:: :lol: :lol:
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: b::

    (I heard it as a UF student, a UT student and a FSU student..... ;) The UF student was the engineer, and poor UT.....Oh well......) ;)
  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [winkthumb] [shiz] [rockon]
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