Three Thoughts to Ponder

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Apr 21, 2008.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    [FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Three Thoughts to Ponder[FONT=Times New Roman, serif] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman, serif]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments[/FONT][/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Cows [/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]- Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, when investigating Mad Cow disease, our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] right down to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And, then they tracked her calves to their stalls........?[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]But they are unable to locate the 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country........[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] Maybe we should give each of them a cow.........?[/FONT] [/FONT]

    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]The Constitution[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] Why don't we just give them ours ?[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] we're not using it anymore.....![/FONT] [/FONT]

    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]The Ten Commandments[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] The [/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]real reason[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] You cannot post:[/FONT][/FONT]
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    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] "Thou Shalt Not Steal",[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery",[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] and [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of:[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] lawyers, [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] judges and [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] politicians. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif] [/FONT]
    [FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] Because ? It creates a hostile work-environment.......................![/FONT][/FONT]
     
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