Three Women in a Sauna Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The first young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The other two women looked at her questioningly. 'That was my pager,' she said. 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished she explained, 'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.' The older woman felt very low-tech indeed. But not to be out done she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rearend. The two younger women raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said ... 'Well, will you look at that - I'm getting a fax!!