This snake knows what it's like to be a taxpayer who has to pay alimony. I hate ticks/fleas/mites/unions/democrats...in no specific order. Parasites one and all.
man! that sucks. Im not all that fond of snakes, but that poor bastard. I hope he was all taped down so those bugs could be removed.
What's the difference between a snake crossing the road and a lawyer crossing the road? Theirs skid marks in front of the snake.