Tinfoil Election Theory

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by svjoe, Nov 2, 2016.


  1. svjoe

    svjoe Angry Monkey

    So, I have been thinking this for awhile now and I will pose it to you now. It's my own crazy, whacked-out, tinfoil theory on how this election will play out:

    In a nutshell, due to the ongoing investigation of Hillary, Obama will suspend the election until its completion( possibly years away). He remains in office for a 3rd term and continues to destroy all that is America. As he solidifies his place in history this country rapidly decays into a socialist state run by Obama appointed sycophants and autocrats. This will ensure that his socialist ideals are firmly entrenched in our government for years to come.

    I know its thin, but I can see it happening, especially with him now distancing himself from Hillary, the FBI and his outright disdain of Trump.

    Your thoughts?
     
  2. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    He has no legal basis to do so. Political parties did not even exist at the time the Constitution was ratified and there is nothing in the Constitution that requires certain political parties to be included in a Presidential election. If Hillary is a tarnished candidate it is up to the Party to replace her or live with her defeat.
     
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  3. svjoe

    svjoe Angry Monkey

    We ARE talking about POTUS here; he needs no legal basis or constitutional right to do anything.............remember????
     
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  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    A person will be elected president. Obama's term as president expires, and he vacates the oval office, The person elected President will be inaugurated. There will be much rending of garments, wailing, and gnashing of teeth, and the same circus will travel onwards and downwards with a new Bozo at its head. There will be many recriminations among the GOP and the Democrat Parties, regardless of who is elected.

    Edit: Once Obama's term of office expires, he reverts to the status of ordinary citizen...he has the option of vacating the Whitehouse of his own volition, or being thrown out as a trespasser.
     
  5. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    The election takes place, and the majority of voters support Trump. He gets nearly 70% of the popular vote.
    However, since there are thousands of people authorized to maintain the computer voting system, the votes are changed to appear like a closer race than it really is.

    Hillary wins the popular vote by a squeak. This is so that the people do not question the Electoral College, which really decides the Presidency for Corporate America. Nothing is real.

    Everything about the scandal concerning her emails is whitewashed and taken out of context to play it down. Huma takes most of the blame, and between this and some comedy skits along with FEAR --it all starts to become blurry. The impending war with Russia is far more serious, anyway. The people stay tuned to television, waiting for the bombs to drop...any day now...we all die...

    A few remain vigilant and keep fighting to hold Hillary accountable. Another scandal comes out to take the limelight, and it involves Bill again, but the few who have been chasing after Hillary end up in a tragic boating accident. The sole survivor becomes very wealthy for some unknown reason. Now, the nation believes Bill received a blow job by some office twit and that's the reason he was impeached (when it was really Chinagate), and this new scandal is just another brick in the wall. Hillary distances herself from her first sucker, a sole tyrant who cannot be stopped...
     
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  6. Oltymer

    Oltymer Monkey++

    Powers will be shaken, many high will be brought low, coup d'etat in effect as AmRev2 gains traction. Criminal acts committed by members of both parties to be exposed and appropriate legal action will take place.

    Watch the shock and awe as it unfolds. Our Constitution still is the supreme law of the land.
     
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  7. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Immunity deals will be made Hillary will walk free or her clone will.... and the Clinton's move to another country. Trump wins , is assassinated and his VP takes over. Secret service takes the blame.
     
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  8. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    I think @Brokor has it close so I will steal part of his then spice liberally with my own...

    "The election takes place, and the majority of voters support Trump. He gets nearly 70% of the popular vote.
    However, since there are thousands of people authorized to maintain the computer voting system, the votes are changed to appear like a closer race than it really is.

    Hillary wins the popular vote by a squeak. This is so that the people do not question the Electoral College, which really decides the Presidency for Corporate America. Nothing is real.

    Everything about the scandal concerning her emails is whitewashed and taken out of context to play it down. Huma takes most of the blame, and between this and some comedy skits along with FEAR --it all starts to become blurry."

    Obama pardons her before he leaves office and before she takes the oath to for President and by doing so stops the investigation into any wrong doing and since she cannot be prosecuted for anything while she is president it is... fait accompli, game over.
     
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  9. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    Incorrect...it's one thing to do something that is not blatantly illegal and spin it to look kinda-sorta legal...but suspending an election without some kind of national emergency as cover would never pass the smell test, even among the most useful of idiots.

    The election will be held and a winner declared. Lawsuits may be filed and protests violent and nonviolent may happen, but come January the ultimate winner will be inaugurated and the nation will go on. To see where it will go, how far and how fast...stay tuned to your favorite bat-channel.

    God forgive me for making a prediction and tempting Murphy.
     
    Last edited: Nov 2, 2016
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  10. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Methinks we need a "sarcasm" flag, sim to [BSf]
     
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  11. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Hitlery wins by convincing enough women, blacks, hispanic's, etc that Trump hates them and only she really represents them and goes on with her fantasy life and the same powers behind Obummer run the country for the next 8 years if it lasts that long. Works at the local, state. and federal level, divide, use smoke and mirrors, select candidates who don't know what they are doing and rule behind the scenes. Who it is may be debatable, but that it is happening is not. Billions for air planes that don't work, shipping jobs over seas.all the other things, are no accident and we the people are not reaping the benefits. Doesn't look good no matter who wins as the powers that be will still write the laws and enforce them. Keep your debts down, your head down, and your food stocks up and your powder dry.
     
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  12. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    The press the other day was speculating on a Black Swan pre-election. FBI’s Clinton investigation is a ‘black swan’ that could swing the election: Citi They thought it was the e-mail release and the re-opening of the Clinton case. But I am getting uneasy about things. The closer election day looms the hits keep coming for the Trump campaign. Today the news is:
    Authorities investigating a historically black church burned Tuesday night in Greenville also found “Vote Trump” spraypainted on the side.
    http://www.clarionledger.com/story/...rump-painted-burned-black-church-ms/93161132/

    Plus we have this coming up:
    Donald Trump Accused Of Raping 13-Year-Old Girl: Woman Breaks Silence To Describe Alleged Rape

    We know from the release of the e-mails that the Clinton machine has no issue fabricating and lying. So what do you think? The timing of a lady coming out with less then a week before election with this bombshell, sounds like a Clinton fabrication to me.
     
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  13. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey Site Supporter

    I've been losing faith in my countrymen. Next Tuesday will tell me if there's hope or if it's a pirates' life for me.
     
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  14. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Obvious fabrication that the press will claim is representative of racist Trump supporters. Clearly, nobody wanting to get people to vote Trump would do something this stupid. At least now we know where Huma was when they couldn't find her...
     
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  15. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I think the polls should have the banner:

    Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate

    In English from Dante's Divine Comedy poem : Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
     
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  16. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey Site Supporter

    Pretty darn close I'd say.
     
  17. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    Ahhh, speaking of the ole' tinfoil hat defense, that reminded me that I still had three samples (end rolls) of a product that Laird Technologies makes, which is a metal cloth, they look like they are on a 4' roll, don't know how much is there (i.e. lenght)... I called them about 14 years ago telling them I was with the Army humma humma Communications Agency (and I was at that time) and could I have some samples to evaluate, the rep that I talked to didn't question it, and even volunteered that I probably couldn't tell him what we were working on, I said that's right, but you can use your imagination...

    What I was really looking for was for myself, I got slapped with a Pacemaker (PM) back about 14 years ago and they said I could not do any welding with it in me now... yeah sure! I never used their material but it was similar to another cloth product that had metal fiber woven in a more cloth like material, I had a local seamstress make me a shirt out of that material, and sometimes I wear it and sometimes I don't.

    Apparently the reason they don't want you welding is that it can appear to the PM that your heart is beating OK and so it stays quiet, once I learned that, it was clear cut, what happens if it doesn't pace, I black out fall over and it starts up again, so I determined that no welding on the windmill tower without a safety harness.

    Actually they might be a good solution for a Faraday cage/pouch/bag etc. You all may want to look into it, Digi Key and Mouser sells their products, not sure if they have the cloth or not.

    Rancher
     
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  18. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I can understand the precautionary for electric arc welding, but Mig and Tig? Wearing a safety harness is good practice when working at heights...regardless of the state of one's ticker. Stay safe man! (y)
     
  19. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    You obviously need to meet more idiots. There was just a letter to the ed in today's paper that would have no problem with that. I can think of one other fool that could look the other way with no problem too.
     
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  20. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    MIG and TIG are still arcs with the associated radiation of energy.
     
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