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Tired of Blond Jokes?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, May 1, 2015.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    1. A couple is lying in bed. The man says I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. She said 'I'll miss you."

    2. 'It's just to hot to wear clothes today,' he says as he stepped out of the shower.
    'Honey what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
    'They would damn sure know that I married you for your money,' she replied.

    3. Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and patience for his moods.
    Because Lord if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.

    4. Q. Why do little boys whine?
    A. They are practicing to be men.

    5. While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world...then he made the Earth round and has been laughing ever since.
  2. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+ Founding Member

    Umm , Polish jokes? Norwegian jokes...No bring them on.. [touchdown]

    Why were the Norwegians or insert (.....) setting on top of the the river dike with their tooth bushes?

    They were waiting for the Crest...

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  3. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Why do some Blondes have bruises around their belly-buttons?

    Cause boyfriends can be Blonde, too.
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