1. A couple is lying in bed. The man says I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. She said 'I'll miss you." 2. 'It's just to hot to wear clothes today,' he says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'They would damn sure know that I married you for your money,' she replied. 3. Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and patience for his moods. Because Lord if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN 4. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. They are practicing to be men. 5. While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world...then he made the Earth round and has been laughing ever since.