Tired of Stoploss?

Discussion in 'Freedom and Liberty' started by CBMS, May 18, 2008.

  1. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Are you tired of being Stoploss-ed, conned and forced to keep going back to that Sand Box called Iraq, Afghanistan, and soon to be Iran?

    If so then see my easy 5 step program!

    Because I am such a patriot I will provide this service to any person who wishes.
    Here it goes:
    Step One: Obtain Koran, preferrebly the local villages Imams copy. Place down range, use a Mosque as a backstop to enhance effect.

    Step Two: Take your Image capturing device(Phone, Digital Camera, Video Camera or local insurgents propaganda device) and set it up with the lens facing the Koran. Keeping a tight zoom on the holy books cover makes sure there are no mistakes. For bonus points record your placing of the Koran against the mosque while saying expletives about the local inhabitants.
    (Note: Expelling bodily wastes onto the Book will more than likely get you court-marshaled.)

    Step Three: Take your weapon and place several rounds through the Holy book.

    Step Four: Send video of self home to friends and family. Also a bonus copies to Live Leak and Military PR Representatives.

    Step Five: Good Bye sandbox! Hello U.S. of A.

    This works incredibly well as documented in this BBC news Cast:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7407187.stm
  2. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Damn!!!! I should have done this a Year ago.
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Could always be like one of the guys that served with a buddy of mine in Vietnam. He would CONSTANTLY go around camp and pick up EVERY scrap of paper from gum wrappers to TP to the papers on the COs desk, look at it, mumble to himself 'thats not it' then toss it back down. If anyone asked what he was doing he just waived it off, 'nothing...' and would do this to totaly compulsive levels. They finaly took him to the CO and handed him his discharge papers, 'thats it', and headed home.
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Catch 22 --
  5. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Video tape yourself dropping one into the latrine one page at a time while chanting Hail Satan. I'm sure that would get you a Q&A with the higher ups.
    [bow] [reddevil] :lol:
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