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To my Democrat and Republican friends

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Dec 21, 2007.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    To My Democrat Friends:
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to implyAmerica in the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><st1:place w:st="on">Western Hemisphere</st1:place>. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comhttp://www.survivalmonkey.com/forum/ />[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]
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    To My Republican Friends:
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Thanks, Quig!

    Merry Christmas to you, too!!!
     
  3. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Merry Christmas to you and Ann Coulter! W00T!
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    psssst...there's more for the one for the Democrats...


    Merry Christmas Quigs....




    By accepting this greeting,
    you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
     
  5. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    thanks,but its not complete unless it's payed for by a federal tax increase.
    back 'at ya' too!
     
  6. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Merry Christmas Quig
     
  7. AlterEgo

    AlterEgo Monkey+++

    I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and
    family, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say
    without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his
    advice I wish to say the following:


    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
    wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
    low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the
    winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
    traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your
    choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
    and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
    religious or secular traditions at all.


    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
    and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
    generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due
    respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
    contributions to society have helped make America great (not to
    imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
    country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere) and
    without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
    ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.


    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
    greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
    freely transferable with no alteration to the original
    greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
    implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is
    void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
    discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
    expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
    period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
    holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
    limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
    at the sole discretion of the wisher.


    Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message
    however, a significant number of electrons were slightly
    inconvenienced.


    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

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