Beloved, today we will be reading from the book of Democrats, Psalms 2008 to 2012 OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT. HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES. HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT. YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY. OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES. MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME. SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM. FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD. BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN. I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA WAS A TREE. Today's Quote: " Too many Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the polls and removed all doubt."
