Todays sermon

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Mar 9, 2009.


  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Beloved, today we will be reading from the book of Democrats, Psalms 2008 to 2012


    OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.

    HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.

    HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

    HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

    YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY
    OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

    OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES.

    MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.

    SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.

    FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

    BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN.
    I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
    BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
    AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.



    Today's Quote:

    "
    Too many Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world,
    so they went to the polls and removed all doubt."


     
  2. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    pass the plate! and the ammunition...
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Snort. Spew. More 5.56 with the tissues, please.

    [ghrit]
     
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