Toilet Paper Sale

Discussion in 'Buy Sell Trade' started by Catullus, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    Good Morning Monkeys,

    I have been a member for a while now and see that nobody is offering toilet paper and paper products for your end of the world needs. :)

    I own a good sized paper brokerage and have been slinging truckloads of toilet paper my whole adult life. I can get toilet paper and paper towels of all kinds at huge discounts from what you can get on the open market.

    I can get factory overruns and pallets of jumbo size toilet paper that would be perfect to stock up on at 50%-90% discounts.

    Minimum order would need to be 1000lbs of mixed paper products.

    Pricing would depend on where you live and how much it would cost to ship it to you.

    PM me if you are interested.
  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    toilet paper is a waste when youre runnin and hidin
    it may be light but ya gotta carry a lot
    best thing is an old rag you can rinse, dry and reuse, repeatedly
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    How many rolls of Northern TP on a 1000 lb pallet? (Thinking a local group buy.)
  4. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    I agree in a running and hiding situation...but in a long, sustained depression having toilet paper and other paper products are going to be a small comfort that a lot of people are going to want. Many preppers stock up on it. If i can save them money doing so, then everybody wins.
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  5. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    2400 rolls of 1-ply regular roll bath tissue.

    I can also get jumbo toilet paper that you see in gas stations and what not. I can get them loose on a pallet for even better prices.

    It is all about how many pounds of paper you are getting for your dollar.

    I supply around 500,000 porta johns nationwide. Chances are if you've done your business in a porta john you have wiped with my toilet paper. :)
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Do you deal with grocery store brands? That porta john wax paper (or alternatively industrial sand paper) does NOT suit my nether regions.
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  7. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    I can get pretty much whatever janitorial type product or brand you would want. I will check on some prices for you.
  8. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    i like the harsh stuff, wife and kids dont use a roll of it per
    seriously, they go thru 24 rolls a week, my roll lasts me over a month
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    [rofllmao] You're a candidate for a pallet all yourself.
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  10. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Charmin or Angel soft for me....Have any ???
  11. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Interested. Thanks
  12. weegrannymush

    weegrannymush Monkey+

    I don't expect you ship to Canada? And if you do, I expect the cost of S/H would be pretty prohibitive?
  13. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    Update: You live actually quite close to the paper mill. I could arrange it so you could go pick up if you have a pickup truck.
  14. weegrannymush

    weegrannymush Monkey+

    No can do, sorry, Catullus! No pick up truck, unfortunately! And I don't win any brownie points by asking my son to do extra chores like driving here or there for stuff on his very limited time off. I'm the Prepper, not him! So if I did get any TP it would have to be shipped. Not a problem if the S/H isn't out of sight. I'd have to do some fancy math to see how cost-effective it all was compared to just buying from No Frills! I will watch your continuing discussions on pricing etc. to see where it takes us, OK?? Thanks for your input! (Your Profile says the North Country - intriguing! That covers a lot of territory!)
  15. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    No worries. Shipping won't be to bad.

    I am in no hurry and I am not going to run out of hockey tickets anytime soon!
  16. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    PM sent. Thanks
  17. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Driving by sunday if you already have some available.
  18. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

  19. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    Updated Price Information

    Price for 2400 rolls of 1-ply would be $687.50 plus shipping.

    Price for 2400 rolls of 2-ply would be $650.00 plus shipping.

    Will accept silver, gold, or FRN's.

    I will start updating other products as I have the time.


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