Toilet paper versus bidet debate

"Stream of water" sounds too gentle for this thing. If you have it full throttle and your aim is a tad off, you could open your mouth and pretend to be a fancy water fountain.

What it needs is an attachment like you put on the garden hose to add soap to for washing the car. Be like a car wash for your crack. Until then, an assist from a much smaller amount of TP than before works fine.

 

I don't have a TP supply issue, but if I run into that issue I'll just hook up one of these ;-)

 

I have what is called a "foam cannon" to wash my vehicles. It wouldn't be rocket science to add a switch controlled soap vs pure water/rinse to a hand sprayer.