Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by melbo, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Email today

    I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

    That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

    Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

    Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Your mind is no doubt permanently bent. But, I sure like the way you think. [stirpot].:D
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  5. bnmb

    bnmb On Hiatus Banned

  6. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    In addition to all that add a little bacon grease to the concrete mix for the building
  7. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I'm not typically a Muslim basher but the 'you Mecca me so hot' tweaked a funny bone. My wife loved the 'Turban Cowboy'
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    MoreHammered is my favorite.... :D
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