Top 10 Indicators of ObamaCare

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Aug 26, 2009.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include:
    "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,"
    is not a typographical error.

    (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [fnny]
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]
     
  4. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    I use a tongue depressor m'self mmmmkay...:)
     
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