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Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Mountainman, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
    I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

    2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
    gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of
    gas at 15% isn't.

    3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
    of spending the money I earn than I would.

    4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody
    is offended by it.

    5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
    I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
    and thieves.

    6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
    it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
    away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    7. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
    being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    8. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
    health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take
    away the social security from those who paid into it.

    9. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
    allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
    the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

    10. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
    Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
    get their agendas past the voters.

    11. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for their oil
    to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it
    might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

    12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,
    it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
  2. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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