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Top Ten Slogans for WalMart Wine...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 20, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Top Ten Slogans For The Wal-Mart Wine

    10. "When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do"

    9. "I Can't Believe It's Not Wine"

    8. "Show Your Friends How Little You Care"

    7. "Kills Germs on Contact"

    6. "Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!"

    5. "Crack Open a Can Today!"

    4. "Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6"

    3. "Here's to Making Bail!"

    2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?"

    1. "Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"

    :D
     
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :D :D :D
     
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    'Recommended by 4 out of 5 drifters.'

    The fifth couldn't endorse anything, he was too busy swilling canned wine. :D
     
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