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Traffic Jam

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the I-110 in Baton Rouge. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Kathleen Blanco, Ray Nagin, Mitch and Mary
    Landrieu. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving?"

    "About a gallon"
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