A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the I-110 in Baton Rouge. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Kathleen Blanco, Ray Nagin, Mitch and Mary Landrieu. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon"
