Traffic radar can be hazardous - to Police

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    <table id="INCREDIMAINTABLE" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td id="INCREDITEXTREGION" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;" width="100%">Police Radar can be hazardous to the Police (UNCLASSIFIED)

    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement
    On I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the
    Officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles
    Approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when
    The radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to
    Reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. Just then a
    Deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked
    On to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near
    The location.

    Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the
    USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style: Thank you for
    Your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be
    Interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the
    Presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and
    Automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
    Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had
    Also automatically locked on to your equipment location. Fortunately, the
    Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was,
    Quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to
    Override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to
    Destroy the hostile radar position. The pilot also suggests you cover your
    Mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very
    High tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get
    His dentist to check his left rear molar . It appears the filling is loose.
    Also, the snap is broken on his holster. Thank you for your concern. Semper
    F I.

    Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
  2. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Now THAT is funny !!![lolol]
  3. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    Had me rolling in the floor......ahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.......

    "You stupid CHIPIES were within a split second of being toast"......
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    That's a classic.....[lolol]....I bet when the CHP got the return letter

    from the USMC.....they were ready to :shock: or start......[booze]because they knew their arses were toast...................[ROFL]
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  6. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

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