Training Adam

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 31, 2006.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
    Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"


    God said, "Go down into that valley."
    Adam said, "What's a valley?"

    God explained it to him.

    Then God said, "Cross the river."

    Adam said, "What's a river?"

    God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
    Adam said, "What is a hill?"

    So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
    Adam said, "What's a cave?"

    After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
    Adam said, "What's a woman?"

    So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
    Adam said, "How do I do that?"


    God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."


    And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
    So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill,
    into the cave, and finds the woman.

    Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

    God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
    And Adam said
    "What's a headache?
     
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :rolleyes:
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    what IS a headache????
     
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    Thas wachu gits wen U goes 2 long widdoutta cuppa.










    (And other things--) [troll] [peep]
     
  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Yep...understood about the coffee headaches...



    What are the other things, pray tell???? :?: :?:



    speak slowly...remember ; I'm blonde....
     
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