Trannys

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by percival, Mar 14, 2023.


  1. percival

    percival Monkey

    What's the name of the hospital where they go?
    St. Dude
     
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  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    All the trannys in Portland are stick shifts. Ironic that few of them can drive one.
     
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  3. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    CVTs, just no.
    If it's a Jatco ... just burn the car.
    Trannys should have gears. The best ones require a manual clutch and at least 4 gears. It'll keep millenials and gen-z hoodlums from stealing your car.

    EDIT:
    Also back in my day, Blowing a tranny meant something completely different than it does now.
     
  4. Kamp Krap

    Kamp Krap Monkey++

    Are we talking about beavers with kickstands?
     
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  5. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    ...or that geared mechanism that transmits the power from the revolutions of the engine shaft in an automobile to the driving wheels, at the varying rates and direction of drive as selected in gear changes?
     
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  6. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Isle Mujeres Mexico is not really the island of women.
    If you kiss a woman on isle mujeres and she has an erection chances are you've been fooled.
     
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  7. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

  8. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    I much prefer a Manual shift to the new automatics! Those new fangles Semi trucks with the autos are really slick, but they just can't match the demands! Besides, nothing cooler then Floating an 18 speed down the road, or an old school 5 and 4 twin stick!
     
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  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Is this idiot serious!?
     
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  10. Homer Simpson

    Homer Simpson Monkey+++

  11. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Just imagine him saying that with a sarcastic tone of voice. Then what do you think?
     
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  12. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Well...I'm inclined to agree with you that Freedom Rockets is an idiot, as are those who take his troll schtick seriously.

    Freedom Rockets assumes that the blonde human in the red dress mit pearl necklace is a transgender or cross dresser, let alone the only transgender / cross dresser. Yes, rockets is being a sarcastic tw@t. It is also conceivable that the red outfit had been photoshopped...as would seem to be the case here with Michelle Obama.

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    If taking cheap shots at Transgenders is what entertains the resident 'normies', then that says volumes about those who promote or at least just accept such transphobic intolerance, not transgendered folk.
     
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  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  14. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    How would one know that "every post is NEG" if the 'BOT' is on one's ignore list? The COC does not require that every post be gushingly positive to every post a sloth may make.

    WhatsHerFaceAche, like F*cker Carlson are classic Cherry Pickers....context means nothing to them.
     
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  15. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Knock it off you to…. or I see an Adult Timeout in your future…
     
  16. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Things you can't say anymore;
    "I blew a couple of trannys in my time."
     
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  17. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    I think the original twitter poster was serious.
     
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  18. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Well, what you and a 'tranny' did in the privacy of your, or their room, or garage for that matter...is entirely your business. Spare us the salacious details. :rolleyes:

    That said, context is everything, after all, you could have been blowing a tranny, whilst blowing a tranny. :LOL:
     
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  19. mechstdr

    mechstdr patriotic grease monkey

    drove a Mac 20-24 speed roadranger w 3 sticks (garbage truck) in the late 70's, oh what fun. :LOL:
     
  20. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I live and let live, mostly.
     
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