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Travel plans

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    My inconclusive travel plans for 2012 because I can no longer take the political ads and debate on the health care law:

    I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone.
    You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

    I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

    I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
    I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

    I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on
    physical activity anymore.

    I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

    I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

    Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

    One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and
    pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

    I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.
  2. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I hear that the Sheeple like swimming. They are in Denial.
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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