Tree Hugger

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 17, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I have weird friends... :rolleyes: ;)



    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared
    the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
    In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
    listened to her story with great patience and ! then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
    He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
    Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational
    area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
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  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ROFL] [gasmask]
     
  4. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I like that...almost as good as spotted owl for dinned. :D b::
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Yep, stuffed with pickled snail darter filet dressing. ;)
     
  6. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    good thing this is the Inferno ghrit :D
     
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Jeez, and I was trying SO hard for political correctness.
    mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa --
     
  8. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    and a good thing I can hit edit to view your 'small type' [afro]
     
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Equally good, I guess, I didn't take a cheap shot -- :oops: [nothome] [ROFL]
     
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