True Friendship

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jan 27, 2008.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    'True' Friendship
    None of that Sissy Crap

    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
    But never actually come close to reality?
    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
    Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
    The sorry bastard who made you sad.
    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
    3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
    Again. I don't want whatever you have.
    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
    9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
    'because you are my friend'.
    Friendship is like peeing your pants,
    everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the true warmth.
     
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    The expression on most faces before biting it is priceless [booze]
     
  3. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    [lolol]
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
    :D
     
  5. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    I've got a "Friend" like that....

    Straight talk, no bull, zero pity etc.... [beer]
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Me, too, Bear!

    They're the best friends have!
     
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Friends like that are priceless. Know where I can dig some up? Haha.
     
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