Nudists arise! Stop obtrusive airport groping. Shake your money maker at the stormtroopers. Flaunt it for Freedom. ....... ROFLMAO Nude TSA Protest Ruled Constitutional July 20, 2012 by Bryan Nash SCREENSHOTJohn Brennan was found not guilty of public indecency. The man who protested the Transportation Security Administration in the nude in April has been found not guilty. As a way of protesting the TSA’s intrusiveness, John Brennan got naked to prove he wasn’t carrying a bomb. He was arrested after the stunt. But at a trial Wednesday, Brennan was found not guilty of public indecency. The judge ruled that Brennan’s act was done as a protest, and a protest is protected under the Constitution. Brennan took the stand and argued his case: “I know the irony of taking off my clothes to protect my privacy. They’re getting close to seeing us naked, so I thought I’d up the ante.” In an earlier interview, Brennan noted: “The machine went off, and I asked what it was and he said ‘nitrates’ which I know from Oklahoma City is one of the explosive ingredients, and I was not interested in being hassled so I took off my clothes to show them I was not carrying any explosives.” Brennan is not off the hook just yet. TSA is still investigating him to see if he interfered with the screening process.