TSA Stats for 2010....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 7, 2011.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    2010 Year to date statistics on TSA airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


    Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
    Transvestites 133
    Hernias 1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
    ...
    Enlarged Prostates 8,249
    Breast Implants 59,350
    Natural Blondes 2



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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    OMG!!! Enlarged prostates and breast implants!! :lol:
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Apparently there are more straight TSA folks than gay... ;)
     
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