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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
    great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
    her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied,
    "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just
    couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they
    flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all
    they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
    I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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