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Two Prostitutes

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Sep 3, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Two Prostitutes....

    Two prostitutes were riding around town
    with a sign on top of their car which said:

    "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."

    A policeman, seeing the sign,
    stopped them and told them
    they'd either have to remove the sign
    or go to jail.

    Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

    One of the girls asked the officer,
    "How come you don't stop them?!"

    "Well, that's a little different,"
    the officer smiled . .
    "Their sign pertains to religion."

    So the two ladies of the night frowned
    as they took their sign down and drove off.

    The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

    Figuring he had an easy arrest,
    he began to catch up with them
    when he noticed the new sign which now read:

    "Two Fallen Angels
    Seeking Peter -- $50.00."
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