Two Prostitutes

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by GOG, Aug 3, 2016.

  1. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey Site Supporter

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two
    Prostitutes - $50.00.
    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or
    go to jail.
    At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."
    One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"
    "Well, that's a little different," the officer said.
    "Their sign pertains to religion."

    The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a
    large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

    Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00

  2. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    Ganado, bmtm09 and GOG like this.
  3. bmtm09

    bmtm09 Monkey

  4. Olympic mountain man

    Olympic mountain man just a lonely cook

  5. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Bet they found more disciples as well:ROFLMAO:[winkthumb][lolol]
    chelloveck likes this.
survivalmonkey SSL seal warrant canary