two 'senior' widows

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cephus, Mar 30, 2009.

  1. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Beatrice and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.

    Beatrice: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.'

    Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!
    Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car..A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
    Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvellous dinner... Lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy,
    I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
    So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
    Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

    Beatrice: "Goodness gracious!... So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

    Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress." [rofllmao]
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    park flasher in a trench coat walks up to 3 old maids on a park bench approaches the first holds open his coat the first old maid has a stroke,
    moves to the second presents and she has a stroke...
    Moves to the third,flashes,
    she couldn't reach it..
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [lolol] [batteye]
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