A lady with her baby walks onto the bus. She pays the driver, and the driver says to her: "Lady, that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The lady, shocked, walks to seat in the back of the bus, as far away from the driver as possible. She sits down next to a guy and tells him the story. The guy says to her: "Ma'am, you don't have to take that lip from him. Why don't you go up there and tell him off? Go on! I'll hold your monkey."