"Uh... tracy or CRC(?);"

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Apr 10, 2009.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    One day a twelve year old boy walks into a brothel dragging a
    dead frog behind him.
    The Madam asks, "Can I help you son?"
    He replies, "Yes I'd like a girl for the night."
    She says, "I'm afraid you are too young for one of my girls."
    So he gets out his wallet and gives her $200. To which she says,
    "She'll be waiting for you up stairs."
    The boy says, "But shes got to have active Herpies."
    The Madam replies, "But all my girls are clean!"
    So out comes the wallet again and he gives her another $200.
    The Madam says, "OK,she'll be ready for you in about 10 mins".
    So he goes up the stairs dragging the dead frog. 1/2 an hour
    later he comes down the stairs,with a big grin on his face and
    still dragging the dead frog.
    By now the Madam was just a touch curious so she asked him,
    "Why did you come in here,dragging a dead frog and asking for
    a girl with active herpies?".
    "Well, it's like this", he says, "When I get home tonight I
    screw the baby-sitter and she'll get it. Then when my parents get
    home dad will drive her home and on the way they'll stop and have
    sex, and he'll get it. Later when dad gets home mum and dad will
    make love and she'll get it. And at about 9.30 tomorrow morning,
    when dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round, screw my
    mother and he'll get it. AND HE'S THE BASTARD WHO KILLED MY FROG!"
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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Love it, Sea! Would that be considered 4th degree revenge?


    I wouldn't waste one little second worrying about it. [batteye]

    Sleep well, T3... sleep well. :)
     
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Spew! poor froggy.. good one Sea!
     
  4. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    I don't hear any silverbacks rushing to help defend either..
     
  5. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    :rolleyes:
    that's really sick... spiders don't even tease their victims...[fnny]
     
  6. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Just whut da'hell is dat thing???:DWhere's david mabus when you need him???[dunno] [loco][dunno]
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    That's Ghost...He used to hang out around here, and things seemed to happen when he was around....Strange things. Especially to me. :rolleyes:
     
  9. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

    That's because it has been quite entertaining watching you tread water from the sidelines. :D

    It was good knowing you [ROFL]
     
  10. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

    That would be Ghostrider's avatar, one of the founding members that seems to be missing in action. Fun times when he was around, too bad he doesn't come around here anymore.
     
  11. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    t'anks...glub glub glub[sinking]
    cyanide capsules anyone???
     
  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    I miss that silly poltergeist.....




    but don't tell HIM. [peep]








    ;)
     
  13. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    You rang???


    [​IMG]




    :D






    ;)
     
  14. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

    Cyanide is too easy and fast, much more fun watching you die slowly [boozingbuddies]
     
  15. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    And while he thinks we're bad drivers......We are mothers, which means we are blessed with Patience....

    Lots and lots of it. [batteye]







    Look how long I waited for Jimmy Buffett to make the charts.... :lol:
     
  16. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

    I think it must have been a woman that said:

    Vengeance is best served COLD !!!
     
  17. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

    I bet it didn't take much brain power for him to come to that realization. :D

    Unfortunately, there are a few woman driver's not helping your cause. seesaw
     
  18. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    There's a woman formula1 driver Dana something
    I don't think all women are bad drivers, just like I don't think all asians are XXX (insert your favorites rascist stereotype)or all blacks like XXX (insert your favorites rascist stereotype)or all polish people like xxx (insertstereo-type)": uh I like Kenwood"....


    Jeezus 3 pages(!); its a joke in "humor"fer cryin' out loud! [dunno]
    I'm laughin'[fnny][ROFL]
     
  19. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Feeling pretty comfortable, T3? [batteye]
     
  20. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    heh heh heh
     
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