Umm.......WHAT!!????!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MbRodge, May 27, 2008.


  1. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080523/od_nm/foot_odd_dc_1

    VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Another severed human foot has been discovered washed ashore on Canada's Pacific coast, but police are no closer to solving the gruesome mystery.

    The foot, still wearing a shoe, was discovered on Thursday on a small uninhabited island south of Vancouver in the Strait of Georgia, and is the fourth discovered in the region in the past 10 months.
    The previous cases all involved right feet still in sneakers, and each was found on a different island.

    The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have not said if the latest discovery was a right or left foot.
    DNA testing has failed to link the earlier discoveries to any missing person cases.

    (Reporting Allan Dowd, editing by Rob Wilson)
     
  2. groovy mike

    groovy mike Immortal

    ok, so back track the current and see where it came from. Check missing person reports in a 100 mile radius of that point and then see who has used a boat launch in the right time period. That should significantly narrow the suspects.
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Hmmm... Freakishly interesting (future horror movie material). It'll be interesting to see what develops. I'm also wondering what the findings were for the previous mystery shoes.

    ~can't stop myself...~ I think something has been left out of the report. Perhaps they were forgotten by tourists (island hoppers)?
     
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    They better get a clue. There's some lunatic out there. I tell ya, something's a foot. [ROFL]
     
  5. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    "Welcome to Beautiful British Columbia! Home to the 2010 Winter Olympics, The North wests most beautiful gardens, Moose, Beaver and Psychotic serial killers who REALLY like right feet.
     
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    I've never been drunk enough to forget a foot. Close enuf that crawling was required for a while, but -- [rofllmao]
     
  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    only right feet???
     
  8. ozarkgoatman

    ozarkgoatman Resident goat herder


    Maybe the left foot tastes better. [stirpot] :lol: :lol: :lol: [gone]

    OGM
     
  9. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Interesting, I wonder if any planes are missing? I read somewhere that from hard impacts in plane crashes that it dislodges feet.
     
  10. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    heck if I know, i was just really confused when I read about the right feet and wanted some opinions. Something isn't "right" in British Columbia!
     
  11. poacher

    poacher Monkey+++ Founding Member

    could be that someone only has a left foot so when they add to their shoe collection they have no need of the right. Does this make the person doing this a Pedalfile?

    Take care Be safe Poacher.
     
  12. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Lol no it wasn't any plane crashes. The general consensus is that the feet are from different people at different times. One of my friends Uncles foot showed up there after he went missing. Probably a serial killer out there, police just don't want to admit that Canada isn't her southern neighbor. Of course we already have had the Pickton Trial this past year, soo maybe once a year is as often as we are "allowed" to have serial killers. You know government regulation in these here socialist countries...
     
  13. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Hopefully they'll figure it out. If it's a serial killer, maybe they'll stomp out his activities. Ya know, start off on the right foot. Haha. Hope he or she is caught. That's just danged weird to collect feet.

    Maybe a plane transporting body parts for a body farm had a malfunction and their cargo bay doors opened and only the right feet got loose scattering across the countryside. ??? Haha. Farfetched I know.
     
  14. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Naw, guys' got a shoe fetish and only needs one for the display case? You know them sneaky ass canucks; give 'em an inch(centimeter?), they'll take a foot!![ROFL][ROFL]
    !Uh maybe the old loggers favorite "Moose and big toe stew"??[​IMG]
     
  15. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I thought I tasted a hint of toe jam. [ROFL]
     
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