Uncle Sam and Ben ladin are walking down the beach....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by kellory, Dec 27, 2012.

  1. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Uncle Sam and Ben Ladin are walking down the beach discussing the war and one of them kick a rock. Out puffs a genie, the rock was a magic lamp! Genie say" I will give you One wish each!" Ben Ladin shouts ME FIRST! He is an infidel and unclean! Me first! Uncle Sam says "go right ahead." Ben Ladis says "Put a wall around Afghanistan, no one in no one out, total isolation!" PUFF! There is a wall! says the genie. "Tell me about this wall, I'm kinda an engineer at heart. " says Uncle Sam. Genie puffs up with pride...."It is 3 miles high, 1 mile thick, seamless, even radiation can not get through it. It is perfect!" Uncle Sam says "not yet. FILL IT WITH WATER."
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