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Underwear dust

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cephus, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    <table border="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

    She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
    You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.





  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    heh heh heh
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ** snort **
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    dragonfly Monkey+++

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  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Duz Zat sh*T work?[dunno][lolol][lolol]:oops::oops:[dunno][lolol]
    I know from experience you DO NOT WANT to powder the jewels in gold bond blue on a hot sweaty 500 mile DAY july ride!!!![nono][reddevil]:shock::cry::cry::eek::oops::lol:
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