<table border="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!! One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! ! You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman. taser1 </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table>
Duz Zat sh*T work? I know from experience you DO NOT WANT to powder the jewels in gold bond blue on a hot sweaty 500 mile DAY july ride!!!!
