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Underwear dust

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cephus, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    <table border="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

    She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
    You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.





  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    heh heh heh
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    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ** snort **
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  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Duz Zat sh*T work?[dunno][lolol][lolol]:oops::oops:[dunno][lolol]
    I know from experience you DO NOT WANT to powder the jewels in gold bond blue on a hot sweaty 500 mile DAY july ride!!!![nono][reddevil]:shock::cry::cry::eek::oops::lol:
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